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bloodycrumpets:

baiser-moi-cheri:

bloodycrumpets:

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Don’t just turn up and kiss me, you idiot, where the fuck have you been?

here and there, busy, not busy, eating brushing my hair, the usual. 
[he shrugs] I could ask the same of you, you could have called you know, or does the notion of a telephone still baffle you?

[He continues to fume, though his face reddens further with embarrassment, not anger.]

Well, no but- It- That’s not the point! You’re the social one here.

[he starts to get a little defensive, slightly hurt by the fact that his affection was not immediately returned as he’d expected]

there’s nothing social about checking if your boyfriend is still alive.

[he chooses to ignore the fact that he didn’t call either]

fortroughs:

baiser-moi-cheri:

fortroughs:

baiser-moi-cheri:

I missed you!

well you’re only human~

[ he blinks, confused ]

But both of us are nationfolks.

I…its….its a turn of phrase….I meant…never mind, how are you, Peter?

—I’m! I’m doing good, did you — did you know? I’m going to start living with dad soon! And that means that you and dad can get married anytime you’d like!

[his eyebrows shoot up before he manages to regain control of his face and laugh]
Somehow i don’t think that will be happening right this instant, little one. But living with Arthur? I’d warn you not to eat anything that doesn’t come out of a packet.

((does anyone even remember me, is roleplaying the same as it used to be, i feel old))

bloodycrumpets:

baiser-moi-cheri:

bloodycrumpets:

baiser-moi-cheri:

Did you miss me?

Oh who am i kidding, of course you did~

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Don’t just turn up and kiss me, you idiot, where the fuck have you been?

here and there, busy, not busy, eating brushing my hair, the usual. 
[he shrugs] I could ask the same of you, you could have called you know, or does the notion of a telephone still baffle you?

fortroughs:

baiser-moi-cheri:

I missed you!

well you’re only human~

[ he blinks, confused ]

But both of us are nationfolks.

I…its….its a turn of phrase….I meant…never mind, how are you, Peter?

I missed you!

well you’re only human~

bloodycrumpets:

baiser-moi-cheri:

Did you miss me?

Oh who am i kidding, of course you did~

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Did you miss me?

Oh who am i kidding, of course you did~

bloodycrumpets:

baiser-moi-cheri:

bloodycrumpets:

baiser-moi-cheri:

bloodycrumpets:

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Just so we’re all aware, my dick is fully functional and of the perfect size.

well I wouldn’t say perfect

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Thanks for the support, Francis. I forgot that it doesn’t come covered in cheese and garlic for your pleasure. Perhaps we could fondu it for you.

Oh don’t be so vulgar, I would never waste good cheese like that. Besides, its perfectly delicious as it is~.

[He splutters, face swiftly reddening.]

Y-You-….Francis.

[a malicious grin spreads across his face]

you seem so startled, mon amour,  has there been no one to make inappropriate comments in my absence? oh how dull that much have been. I rest assured you’ll stop blushing and start smacking me soon enough but for now at least i shall enjoy that beautifully red face of yours.

bloodycrumpets:

baiser-moi-cheri:

bloodycrumpets:

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Just so we’re all aware, my dick is fully functional and of the perfect size.

well I wouldn’t say perfect

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Thanks for the support, Francis. I forgot that it doesn’t come covered in cheese and garlic for your pleasure. Perhaps we could fondu it for you.

Oh don’t be so vulgar, I would never waste good cheese like that. Besides, its perfectly delicious as it is~.